Hell, Purgatory, Heaven

Hell:
God says, "You made a mistake. Let me tell you how to correct it."
I say, "No, I didn't. You have no right to criticize me. Go away."

Purgatory:
God says, "You made a mistake. Let me show you how to make it right."
I say, "What? Where? Are you sure? Tell me how to correct it."

Heaven:
God says, "Well done, good and faithful servant!"
I say, "Who? Me?"